Anonymous asked: How are you so successful and productive and on top of your game but not ripping your hair out at the same time???
a: I’m a lot less productive and successful than I think everyone thinks I am
b: I do rip my hair out, excessively.
c: I’m a mean green caffeine-dependent machine
we’re having a halloween party and I made a pinterest board for foodies and drankies and the whole thing is orange. #nailedit
today one of my platonic best friends saw one of my nudes and it was probably the most traumatizing moment of my life thus far
I have a really pretty floral dress that I haven’t seen since the night of my highschool graduation and this spooks me out.
yesterday I was peacefully frying eggs when the butter fucking shot out of the pan and left a welted burn on my forehead. the buttergods are striking back.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.